| guy who works at the gas station: | hey, (girl) asked me to ask you where the fuck you've been? |
|---|---|
| me: | oh haha, you know (girl)? |
| guy: | yeah. |
| me: | i've been crazy busy, working on finishing a house. she probably just wants to bitch about whatever guy she's dating right now. |
| guy: | what? |
| me: | i said she probably just wants to bitch about whatever guy she's dating right now. |
| guy: | i'm dating her right now. |
| me: | ...hey man that's awesome! |
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