how to win over a woman according to twilight:
stalk her. be emotionally abusive, force her hand into marriage because she wants to fuck your brains out, impregnate her with a demon baby who you have to EAT OUT (lol eat out) OF HER UTERUS, have your bff werewolf fall in love with your baby.
also, make sure she’s barely legal and you’re 600 years old.
Um. Is that really what happens?
Fuck.
it always works for me. god i’m hungry just thinking about it.
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Hahahahaha haha hahahaha hahahaha ha…
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Yessssss seriously so pumped for New Moon.
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Twilight should jump off a bridge, be ripped to shreds and burned…
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Actually, I think you’re probably WAY beyond Twilight’s intelligence.
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it always works for me. god i’m hungry just thinking about it.
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